Comments on: Joseph “Erap” Estrada and Ai Ai delas Alas to star in a comedy movie

By: Loser

Loser — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:18:38 +0000

At gagawa ka pa ng movie, hala! Abs Cbn hnd ba nag sasayang lang kayo ng pera dyan, ok lang si Ai, pero si Erap haynaku kapal ng mukha naghihirap ka na ba… viewer ako ng abs , mukhang your taking advantage sa demokrasya. Nagiging bastos.

By: anna

anna — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:12:59 +0000

Obviously naman, ginagamit ng oposisyon ang pagkamatay ni Cory, kala ko ba matalino ka Kris, bakit nagpapagamit ka sa mga nakapaligid sayo.

By: anna

anna — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 08:11:06 +0000

Kapal ng mukha ni Erap, hindi na nahiya, Kala mo kung sinong nagmmalinis

By: adrian

adrian — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 05:13:55 +0000

ayos ah….

By: Dionisia Pacquiou

Dionisia Pacquiou — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:56:42 +0000

While in a friend’s wake.
Erap : Tayo na Jinggoy, mauna na tayo.
Jinggoy : Dad, maaga pa naman, kararating lang natin.
Erap : Hindi mo ba nabasa yung sign “REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED”!!

By: Dionisia Pacquiou

Dionisia Pacquiou — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:55:24 +0000

PDI Reporter : Mr. President, bakit po paika-ika kayong maglakad?
Erap : I have high cholesterol level. Sabi ng doktor ko, IWASAN KO
DAW YUNG ITLOG!

By: Dionisia Pacquiou

Dionisia Pacquiou — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:54:54 +0000

FVR : Nagustuhan mo ba yung M & M’s w/ peanuts na pinadala ko kahapon
sa iyo? Alam ko naman na mahilig ka sa mani.
Erap : OO naman, sarap nga eh! KASO, ANG DUMI SA KUKO AT ANG HIRAP
BALATAN!

By: Dionisia Pacquiou

Dionisia Pacquiou — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:16:47 +0000

KANGAROOS (DURING AUSTRALIAN STATE VISIT)

Reporter: Mr. President, how was your visit to Australia?

Erap: Well, it was nice. I saw many dangaroos.

Reporter: Sir, you mean, kangaroos?

Erap: No! Dangaroos! It was written:
“Beware, these animals are dangaroos(dangerous)!”

By: Dionisia Pacquiou

Dionisia Pacquiou — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:15:58 +0000

On his arrival in San Francisco. ERAP notices a long queue in th immigration
area. He glances and sees a shorter queue that read… “OLYMPIC ATHLETES
ONLY”. “Aba, doon na ako pipila…hehe” He instructs his aides to
look for sport props.

The first aide, carrying a hubcap, goes through. His excuse…DISCUS thrower.
ERAP: “Aba ayos yon ah!”
The second aide also goes through with a mop pole. His excuse…JAVELIN thrower.
ERAP: “Aba…mahusay din.” “Teka muna, presidente ako ng Pilipins. Dapat hindi
basta basta lang ang sports ko!! Dapat cultured ng konti.” He goes around and
finds a bundle of barbed wire.
“Ayos ito…tamang tama.” He goes directly to the immigration area.

Immigration Officer: “Sorry sir, this queue is only for athletes…What’s
your excuse?”
ERAP: Showing him the barbed wire with a wide grin…”FENCING!”

By: Dionisia Pacquiou

Dionisia Pacquiou — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:04:12 +0000

Egyptian Leader: You know the egyptian camel? It’s very strong, it can carry up to 2 persons.

Indian Leader: That’s nothing, the Indian elephant can carry up to 5 persons.

ERAP: Oh, your camel and your elephant is nothing. You know, the Philippine rabbit? It can carry up to 90 persons.

NGEK!!!